Blind Item: Which Assistant-Dating Dance Show ‘Staffer’ Wants You to Watch...
An eagle-eyed, Craigslist-scavenging informant today points us to a compelling career opportunity for the ambitious dreamer in you: A “high-ranking staffer on a hit dance reality show” is in dire need...
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Get Your Cans Out?
It would be terrible of me to forget to mention on Defamer Australia the fact that a So You Think You Can Dance? contestant has been swept up in a sex scandal, if by sex you mean “vaguely racy pictures...
View ArticleIf Paula Abdul Wants A Job, She Should Learn From Mary Murphy
It’s no secret that Paula Abdul’s position on the judging panel of American Idol is as tenuous as her grasp on reality. Where should she turn for inspiration? Try So You Think You Can Dance‘s resident...
View ArticleDid Katie Holmes Perform On SYTYCD To Arouse Tom Cruise?
Katie Holmes appears on So You Think You Can Dance (Video!), Gerard Butler is getting fat, Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler reunite, Gwyneth Paltrow cooks a chicken, Avril Lavigne parties really hard...
View ArticleSYTYCD Tour Is Like Watching TV With 20,000 Strangers
Last night I ventured all the way out to Newark, New Jersey to catch the live version of So You Think You Can Dance. It is simultaneously worse than you would expect and more awesome than you could...
View ArticleFox Rains On The SYTYCD On-Air Vagina Parade
Looks like Rupert Murdoch isn’t going to have to open up his gargantuan wallet to pay off the FCC because of a So You Think You Can Dance vagina slip. Why? Well, there was no vagina. As many of you...
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Cry
Congratulations, Chris Corbett of East Bentleigh. Your letter in today’s Green Guide in The Age managed to make me laugh out loud. Chris sent in a little script of what he believes happens in every...
View ArticleDo We Even Need American Idol Judges Anyway?
The latest news about the revamp of the American Idol judging panel is that over-demanding J.Lo is out as a replacement for Ellen DeGeneres. Now’s the time to ask: Why do we even bother having judges...
View ArticleAmerica Is Completely Out Of Talent
Tonight NBC rolls out the first episode of its much-hyped, overly complicated singing competition The Voice. This is a mistake on so many levels, mostly because America has depleted its talent pool to...
View ArticleLady Gaga Cries, Throws Shoe On So You Think You Can Dance
Lady Gaga served as a guest judge on tonight’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance. And in a shocking development that nobody saw coming, she acted bit bizarrely! But don’t just take my word for it,...
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